eluting:

an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

memeking69:

F UCK fUck DSSHIT GO D DANMN IT IM SUPE R GAY FUCJ I cAN READ IT. FUCK. SHI.t

calibornsbottomwhore:

im so angry the next generations will probably have virtual reality and alien contact and we have republicans and windows 8

i feel like i remember laughing at you the morning after that night

yeah, that’s because you probably did.

theadmiralscoffee ayo, i feel you man. i went out and got completely smashed one night last summer at a place in noho where there was face painting and came home like this.

i have no recollection of it actually happening, just this picture.

tell me my therapist’s dog is not the cutest thing ever.